They say the war was terrible. That the rest of the world was destroyed. Our founders built the wall to keep us safe, and they divided us into five groups - factions - to keep the peace.

(Source: sstilenski, via perhcy)

burdge:


"You want me to tell Uncle Harry that it was YOU that blew up the broom shed? DO YOU?"

i grew up in a big family, the weak don’t survive

burdge:

"You want me to tell Uncle Harry that it was YOU that blew up the broom shed? DO YOU?"

i grew up in a big family, the weak don’t survive

(via aberforthsgoats)

dpr1:

if you’re having a bad day, just remember that two men were giggling over a coconut getting arrested, on national radio

(via phandabbydozy)

"Rupert walks with a real wiggle in his hips. You know, it’s actually quite a sexy walk, and it’s not easy to do the same." 

(Source: deeply-inside, via perhcy)